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Scientist Says Chamomile Tea More Harmful Than Crack Cocaine

Harmfulness of Common Street Drugs

Chamomile tea may be more harmful than crack cocaine under certain circumstances. That’s the conclusion of a report released today by the UK’s prestigious Fichter Intitute. The report is co-authored by Dr. Richard Fruit, head of … More

I Can’t Take It Anymore

Ted

Ted writes: Dear Squiffy, A number of years ago I was a sergeant in the British Army. However, unfortunately I was wounded while running away from a cat. I’ve always had a phobia of cats, and … More

Is Hungary About To Start World War III?

International tensions have risen to an all-time high this week, after the influential right-wing think tank, the Schweisser Institute of International Relations, released an emergency report claiming that the mid-European nation of Hungary may be about … More

Scientists Recreate Hitler’s Head From DNA, Attached to Body of Monkey

Scientists at the Gregor University of East London in South Africa have today announced that Hitler’s head has been successfully recreated from DNA fragments. The research has been hailed as a major scientific breakthrough, but animal … More